Ideas for t-shirts I will/might make some day

Ideas for t-shirt texts

• 
  Camino de la
  armonía espiritual
• The way to a man's heart is [from the rear] through [the gap] between the 5th and 6th ribs
• I'm a bad girl, please spank me
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• When I'm not saving the world, I like to take it up the arse
• I.R. upside-down
• Great Big Flaming Homo
• Hate
  God
  Back
• All I need to know about a healthy body image I learned from Cosmo
• Gothic Fairy Princess or Fairy Princess of Darkness